About four hours ago I had just returned from a business related day-trip. I changed into comfortable clothing and decided to relax by watching television (yes, I was watching that show). I suddenly heard a noise that sounded like someone knocked on my bedroom window. I looked out the window to check it out. I thought maybe a bird flew into it. I didn't see anything. About an hour later I went to check on my porch garden. This is what I saw:
He was absolutely catatonic like that for about a half an hour while I watched him- I had time to grab a camera. At some point he started rotating his head, but I never saw him close his beak. I like to think I have a life, so I let him be and walked away. He was there for a few hours- at least 3. I guess he regained the use of his legs/ wings at some point and left.
Good luck out there, bird.